im laughing so hard
it’s funny because we all know who this is about
I think I’m literally dying trying to read these, ow, mah sides.
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
the yahoo staff are being scary
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”
English is weird.
Forever grateful that English is my first language.
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