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im laughing so hard
it’s funny because we all know who this is about
I think I’m literally dying trying to read these, ow, mah sides.
brb sobbing
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
(Source: sierrasoldhervoice)
I spy with my little eye a deep emotional issue that will probably develop into a drinking problem in my near future
I may have just found my new favorite swear phrase.
(Source: brothersintheimpala)
why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper
I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?
literally what the fuck
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”
English is weird.
Forever grateful that English is my first language.
(Source: igenerallylikewords)
#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical
THE COMMENT OMFG
(Source: christeana)
